guyonan maneh karo mbah

NGUMBAH KOCENG

“Mbah, kok dungaren sampeyan umbah-umbah dhewe ?” takok Bunali.
“Aku katene ngumbah kucing” jare Wonokairun.
“Gak salah tah Mbah?” Bunali bingung.
“Iyo soale kucingku akeh tumone.” Jare Wonokairun.
“Wah yo isok matek kucing sampeyan Mbah” Bunali ngilingno.
“Lho koncoku wingi ngono, ...gak opo-opo kok” jare Wonokairun.
Mari mbayar, Wonokairun mulih katene ngumbah kucinge.
Sesuke, Wonokairun teko maneh ndhik tokone Bunali kate tuku rokok.
“Yok opo kucing sampeyan Mbah ?” takok Bunali.
“Kucingku matek“ jare Wonokairun.
“Lho lak temen ta... Sampeyan iku tak kandhani gak percoyo. Laopo kucing atik diumbah ambek rinso, wong onok obat tumo” jare Bunali nyeneni.
“Kucingku matek gak mergo rinso” jare Wonokairun njelasno.
“Lha opok’o kok matek??” Bunali gak sabar.
“Tak peres.....”